• monster peace lily: 3 in 3 in 1.5 infinity

    My peace lily has its own soundtrack. Really it’s just one song, and only 1.5 seconds of a song, and that song is Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness” where the guy goes WAAAA-AA-AAA-AAAAAH! A housewarming gift from my mom about a year ago (bought at Ikea, naturally), this beast has flowered an astounding three times

  • century of the self

    Y’all cogs are fools, capitalistic tools, me too tis of thee, all sorts of angst I thought I’s over, sidling up to thirty.

  • ode to Colin

    Colin came to visit from a mysterious land across the sea.

  • sparkler lady

    Chain-lighting sparklers while Mom held back the toddlers, I burned only one boy.

  • whos laughing now

    A selection of Chinese-made American fireworks. My favorite is Baby Boomers, with the sad, frustrated adults.