I’m a monkey. You want me at your party.
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cookie monster
The only good part about Valentine’s Day is Bree’s annual cookie-decorating soiree, which I’ve missed for the past three years. I was back in full effect on Sunday, Super Bowl be damned. I am a cookie-decorating rockstar (and stylish plate fiend). BOOYAH! This poor swine has the flu. TRAMP STAMP COOKIE! For the record, I…
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nicollet caged
They say they can tell you weren’t born in Minneapolis by the way you can’t get Nicollet out your mouth right. Gotta swallow that middle syllable whole (read: there isn’t one) while giving a little headjerk nod of knowing, like acknowledging a peripheral you don’t actually want to talk to or pretending you’re a horse.…
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this how we do
This is what we’re made of, where we came from, what we’re for.
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festive appliance
And yet I am accused of insufficient holiday spirit.
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rapt & grabby
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window lady, snow hair, the saddest lips of all
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north dakota tree
Invasive.
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putting the dick in dick’s sanitation
The pile outside my window has been growing all week.
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whittier hell note
If the French hadn’t colonized Vietnam, I wouldn’t be eating this tasty bread.
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feeding birds bread too old to eat,
I go through phases fazed, raised on razed, burn myself down like breathing’s easier through flames.
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scaring out hell
The result of $4 in photocopies at Office Max, smashed against the Xerox glass.
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the eve approacheth
Gettin’ in the mood. Ima miss the fireworks this year, though. Oh, Canada.
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blame art
Someones have been re-imagining my bike commute along the 35W sound / city-killer wall. I blame art!
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who wouldn’t have guessed i love you best
Midway Cub: Halfway between my wallet and my heart.
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booooo target
This pretty much makes up for everything, for all time.
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the Midtown Greenway makes the seawall say mercy
The greenway is overgrown with a danger and a wildness.
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hit return hit home hit shift hit control hit end hit escape hit delete
The further I move into the future, the farther I am from the moments felt fleeting.
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trans-can
Better late than never—I always am.
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see what you wanna see
