They say they can tell you weren’t born in Minneapolis by the way you can’t get Nicollet out your mouth right. Gotta swallow that middle syllable whole (read: there isn’t one) while giving a little headjerk nod of knowing, like acknowledging a peripheral you don’t actually want to talk to or pretending you’re a horse.…
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festive appliance
And yet I am accused of insufficient holiday spirit.
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rapt & grabby
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window lady, snow hair, the saddest lips of all
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north dakota tree
Invasive.
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putting the dick in dick’s sanitation
The pile outside my window has been growing all week.
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whittier hell note
If the French hadn’t colonized Vietnam, I wouldn’t be eating this tasty bread.
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scaring out hell
The result of $4 in photocopies at Office Max, smashed against the Xerox glass.
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the eve approacheth
Gettin’ in the mood. Ima miss the fireworks this year, though. Oh, Canada.
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blame art
Someones have been re-imagining my bike commute along the 35W sound / city-killer wall. I blame art!
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who wouldn’t have guessed i love you best
Midway Cub: Halfway between my wallet and my heart.
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booooo target
This pretty much makes up for everything, for all time.
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the Midtown Greenway makes the seawall say mercy
The greenway is overgrown with a danger and a wildness.
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trans-can
Better late than never—I always am.
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deparapture
Thanks for the memories.
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we cannot censor all reading material,
I wish I could have seen the altercation that precipitated this sign.
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fishez and sea cretins!
Vancouver Aquarium, squeal!
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cameras as tools
THANK YOU, CAMERA TOOL!
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au revoir, canada + help me win a kindle!
Packing up, shipping out.
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everyone’s a tourist
A few weeks ago James and I trekked to Queen Elizabeth Park to take in some pollen, pat some bees, eat a bag of sour sweets, hug trees and other hippie activities. We saw no less than seven wedding parties, some extravagant high school graduates and a cadre of cross-dressed cosplay kids, all preening for…
Shouts
Shortish posts of personal updates + announcements.
