Happy Turkey Genocide Day!

Just a note to let all know that I’m not dead yet though I kinda wish I were with school stabbing stabbing. Oh wow, I just found a piece of candy corn in my chair. Anyway, yeah, I’m feeling much better, thank you, but true deepsicklove waits. And what again?—site changes are on the way (specifically in the constantly busting guestbook and messagebored departments), but I have to put it off until academia ceases to murder me, at least temporarily; I s’pect Winter Break’ll be a fruitful time indeed.

I had a cheery ‘Giving, yay, with a roast made of mushrooms that tasted like turkey. It was delicious and disturbing. Over my short break I also saw Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, a VH1 special on U2, the last half hour of a Highlander flick, and Dracula 2000 < or > A Really Long Commercial for Virgin Entertainment.

Now it’s time to buckle down… seriously—due to my incessant flying from my candy-corn bestowing chair to dance to Eddie Grant’s “Electric Avenue,” a recently downloaded mp3 stuck on repeat, I will tie myself to said chair to ensure productivity. It’s funny ’cause you think I’m kidding. Don’t you.

Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow! is the 11th annual Buy Nothing Day. Observe it, you swine.

Huh? Oh. Of course I ate the candy corn.

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