{"id":8998,"date":"2024-05-10T21:52:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-11T02:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8998"},"modified":"2025-02-08T22:40:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T04:40:29","slug":"we-got-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2024\/05\/10\/we-got-got\/","title":{"rendered":"we got got"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1qtEmizhh3C2Xl0NH43FZo_XRkJ-ayshq\/preview\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" allow=\"autoplay\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>I know this is how you foster industriousness, collaboration, and a cohesive family unit, but damn it&#8217;s pulping my heart watching my preschooler clear storm debris in his Paw Patrol gardening gloves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"793\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/stormdebrisclearing-793x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9018\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/stormdebrisclearing-793x1200.jpg 793w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/stormdebrisclearing-768x1162.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/stormdebrisclearing-1015x1536.jpg 1015w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/stormdebrisclearing-1353x2048.jpg 1353w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/stormdebrisclearing-scaled.jpg 1691w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 793px) 100vw, 793px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8999,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8998"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9019,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8998\/revisions\/9019"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}