{"id":8946,"date":"2020-09-04T19:08:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-05T00:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8946"},"modified":"2025-02-08T19:13:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T01:13:29","slug":"teeth-brushing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2020\/09\/04\/teeth-brushing\/","title":{"rendered":"teeth brushing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve been brushing L&#8217;s teeth since his first one erupted at 6 months. He has a little baby toothbrush he doesn&#8217;t know what to do with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"663\" height=\"884\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/babytoothbrush.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8947\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At first I brushed my teeth alongside him while he held his brush. Then, he got it in his mouth, often wrong end in, but he&#8217;d let me help him. Eventually he was kind-of, sort-of brushing, in between biting the bristles, not so interested in help anymore. Now, he steals my toothbrush and kind-of, sort-of brushes his teeth with my brush, and he does NOT need ANY help, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, but whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tonight it finally happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He barfed with my toothbrush in his mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally it happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-narratives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8949,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8946\/revisions\/8949"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}