{"id":8919,"date":"2024-03-11T11:16:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8919"},"modified":"2025-02-08T17:15:31","modified_gmt":"2025-02-08T23:15:31","slug":"spring-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2024\/03\/11\/spring-break\/","title":{"rendered":"Spring Break"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For those about to (lose third-party childcare due to) Spring Break, we salute you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/springybreak-675x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/springybreak-675x1200.jpg 675w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/springybreak-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/springybreak-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/springybreak.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We salute you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8921,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8919"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8922,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8919\/revisions\/8922"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}