{"id":8910,"date":"2021-10-17T11:08:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-17T16:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8910"},"modified":"2025-02-08T11:13:11","modified_gmt":"2025-02-08T17:13:11","slug":"first-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2021\/10\/17\/first-haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"first haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">L&#8217;s first haircut, with bedhead to keep it real. I adored it long, the way it curled, but oh the snarls and how he&#8217;d pout when he&#8217;d bury his fingers in his mane and get his hands stuck. I hacked away the back in the bathtub, in two separate sessions. It aged him months. It aged me an eon. Oh my little baby! \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Every day, still, always, I am so awed and proud.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Lhaircut2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8913\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Lhaircut2.jpg 960w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Lhaircut2-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my little baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8911,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8914,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910\/revisions\/8914"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}