{"id":880,"date":"2010-03-29T19:57:02","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T00:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=880"},"modified":"2022-04-13T22:08:59","modified_gmt":"2022-04-14T03:08:59","slug":"not-the-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/03\/29\/not-the-one\/","title":{"rendered":"not the one"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know the part in <em>The Road<\/em> where they leave Omar naked at the side of the path and the man admonishes the boy for sulking, thinking it&#8217;s his job to care and be concerned about every wretched soul who would slit his throat and eat his sweetmeats, &#8220;You&#8217;re not the one who has to worry about everything,&#8221; says the man and the boy mumbles something under his breath then Viggo challenges, rough, and the boy yells, &#8220;Yes, I am! I am the one!&#8221; and I start crying?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This isn&#8217;t like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3649-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3649-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3649-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3649-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3649-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"893\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3675-1200x893.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3675-1200x893.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3675-768x571.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3675-1536x1143.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_3675-2048x1524.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In other news, I was biking on 27th and HEY! did that say <em>slut<\/em>? Backpedal camera fishing standing on a fire hydrant. Shore nuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/031510\/streetslut01.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I spied it again at 27th and Nic. Huh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/streetslut-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/streetslut-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/streetslut-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/streetslut-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/streetslut-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[28,37],"class_list":["post-880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-minneapolis","tag-street-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=880"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8026,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions\/8026"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}