{"id":8790,"date":"2023-10-03T09:29:00","date_gmt":"2023-10-03T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8790"},"modified":"2025-02-01T09:32:50","modified_gmt":"2025-02-01T15:32:50","slug":"chipper-chisel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2023\/10\/03\/chipper-chisel\/","title":{"rendered":"chipper chisel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look at how cute and weird Arthur is. Every year for our anniversary, my mom sends us Chippers from Widman&#8217;s Candy in Fargo. Every year, these tantalizing chocolate-covered potato chips melt in our Texas mailbox oven. Every year, we put them in the freezer, and every year we forget about them until it&#8217;s a solid brick. Here Arthur, sporting a t-shirt for a dead robot, chisels off a corner of delight for our ecstatic son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Knives and vines, mac and cheese scattered everywhere. Happy Anniversary, dear.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel1-675x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8791\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel1-675x1200.jpg 675w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel1-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel1-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel1.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel2-675x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel2-675x1200.jpg 675w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel2-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel2-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/chipperchisel2.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year we forget about them until it&#8217;s a solid brick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8793,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8790"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8795,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8790\/revisions\/8795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}