{"id":8722,"date":"2024-02-04T17:52:23","date_gmt":"2024-02-04T23:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8722"},"modified":"2025-01-16T17:35:33","modified_gmt":"2025-01-16T23:35:33","slug":"8722","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2024\/02\/04\/8722\/","title":{"rendered":"FART"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The wondrous, empowering world of language one fart joke at a time. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/momlife?__eep__=6&amp;__cft__[0]=AZUC7VhLI_4SmZ1cK-LExajX8aaycRK7Nze3fehRsqVTIIbAw-xMRDuPY60so3cJMIRIH_TjZPoHOKEHRpZEvmflOpl7bTDEU-z_yfO7Gty33GWh4a-sZ-GR3YtjKmuIw0UJDGLzGz0SCnNgLzbLgZuHtq014sYfe1iGvJBsqIFyBA&amp;__tn__=*NK-R\">#momlife<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/pottymouth?__eep__=6&amp;__cft__[0]=AZUC7VhLI_4SmZ1cK-LExajX8aaycRK7Nze3fehRsqVTIIbAw-xMRDuPY60so3cJMIRIH_TjZPoHOKEHRpZEvmflOpl7bTDEU-z_yfO7Gty33GWh4a-sZ-GR3YtjKmuIw0UJDGLzGz0SCnNgLzbLgZuHtq014sYfe1iGvJBsqIFyBA&amp;__tn__=*NK-R\">#pottymouth<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/earlyliteracy?__eep__=6&amp;__cft__[0]=AZUC7VhLI_4SmZ1cK-LExajX8aaycRK7Nze3fehRsqVTIIbAw-xMRDuPY60so3cJMIRIH_TjZPoHOKEHRpZEvmflOpl7bTDEU-z_yfO7Gty33GWh4a-sZ-GR3YtjKmuIw0UJDGLzGz0SCnNgLzbLgZuHtq014sYfe1iGvJBsqIFyBA&amp;__tn__=*NK-R\">#earlyliteracy<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/fartsoup-1-1200x1200.jpg\" alt=\"Alphabet noodles spell out FART\" class=\"wp-image-8725\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/fartsoup-1-1200x1200.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/fartsoup-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/fartsoup-1.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wondrous, empowering world of language one fart joke at a time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8732,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8722"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8727,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8722\/revisions\/8727"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}