{"id":8698,"date":"2024-01-28T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8698"},"modified":"2024-12-27T21:38:01","modified_gmt":"2024-12-28T03:38:01","slug":"clot-and-scab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2024\/01\/28\/clot-and-scab\/","title":{"rendered":"Clot and Scab"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We go to the Dewey number for dentists, ending up in the health and how bodies work section, and L spots &#8220;Clot and Scab.&#8221; I groan oh yuck, I don&#8217;t want to read that \u2014 which firmly cements it as his heart&#8217;s one desire, the only book he&#8217;d possibly ever want to read, can we get it please please?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"933\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/clot_and_scab-933x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8699\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/clot_and_scab-933x1200.jpg 933w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/clot_and_scab-768x988.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/clot_and_scab-1194x1536.jpg 1194w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/clot_and_scab.jpg 1592w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 933px) 100vw, 933px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How could I say no? For months he&#8217;s been poring over anatomy books and first aid manuals, which I heartily encourage. My future fantasies lean less surgeon than hellscape collapse <a><\/a>where a basic understanding of wound care is a matter of life and death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The book has photos of keloid scars and toes rotten with gangrene. Illustrations of eating pus sandwiches and getting your arm chopped off with a battle axe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now he&#8217;s producing dizzying drawings called &#8220;Spitting Out Blood.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"848\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/spittingoutblood.jpg\" alt=\"A spiraling drawing.\" class=\"wp-image-8702\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/spittingoutblood.jpg 848w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/spittingoutblood-768x1087.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 848px) 100vw, 848px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Parent vibe check \u2014 am I doing this right?<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I groan oh yuck, I don&#8217;t want to read that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8703,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-8698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-deepsicks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8704,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8698\/revisions\/8704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}