{"id":8649,"date":"2024-06-07T22:51:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T03:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8649"},"modified":"2024-12-20T22:57:08","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T04:57:08","slug":"human-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2024\/06\/07\/human-child\/","title":{"rendered":"human child"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Any expression of pet name endearment \u2014 &#8220;Oh, puppy dog!&#8221; &#8220;Okay, kitty cat&#8221; &#8220;Whatever, tweety bird&#8221; \u2014 is met with fierce repudiation.<br><br>&#8220;I&#8217;M A HUMAN CHILD!&#8221;<br><br>Okay then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/humanchild-1200x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/humanchild-1200x1200.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/humanchild-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/humanchild.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8651,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-8649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8649"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8654,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8649\/revisions\/8654"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}