{"id":8633,"date":"2024-08-12T22:23:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-13T03:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8633"},"modified":"2024-12-20T22:45:44","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T04:45:44","slug":"sleepybye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2024\/08\/12\/sleepybye\/","title":{"rendered":"sleepybye"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Current bedtime ritual involves one parent hiding in L&#8217;s room. There are few viable places. We tether belief. We holler and hoot.<br><br>Plot twist: L also hides \u2014 Where IS he? He was JUST HERE \u2014 winding down to mock shrieks. Nothing says sleepybye like wool over your eyes, now count them sheep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"675\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/bedtimehiding-675x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8634\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/bedtimehiding-675x1200.jpg 675w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/bedtimehiding-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/bedtimehiding-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/bedtimehiding.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We tether belief. We holler and hoot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8646,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-8633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8633"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8648,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8633\/revisions\/8648"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}