{"id":86,"date":"2004-10-26T06:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T07:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/blog\/?p=86"},"modified":"2022-03-03T20:52:01","modified_gmt":"2022-03-04T02:52:01","slug":"one-more-week-i-hope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2004\/10\/26\/one-more-week-i-hope\/","title":{"rendered":"one more week&#8230; i hope"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last Thursday, Sam, along with his coworker and her 11-year-old daughter, and I stood outside in the getting colder to see John Kerry in the Metrodome parking lot. I&#8217;m terrible at great masses and distances\u2014so, uh, there were an awful lot of people, and we were awfully far away from the podium.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kerry delivered the familiar stump, but that didn&#8217;t mean I wasn&#8217;t thrilled to hear it, at least what I could. We were so far back, we couldn&#8217;t hear Walter Mondale or Max Cleland at all\u2014it was weird. It seemed less a matter of cranking the volume and more that we were just that far away. When people at the fore started a chant, it took seven or eight times until it tumbled back loud enough so we could hear it and fall in proper rhythm. Kerry carried better &#8217;cause you know, he&#8217;s just so damn presidential.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minneapolis mayor RT Rybak was also loud enough; I&#8217;d never heard him speak before, and he sounds just like Tom Hanks. Since I couldn&#8217;t see him well enough to lose this impression (and whenever people raised their signs, which was all the time, the stage was eclipsed entirely), I went with the illusion <i>woo-hoo! it&#8217;s Tom Hanks!<\/i> Uh&#8230; yeah. Hee hee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The best part was when I got home and uploaded my pictures. I knew they&#8217;d be a million-mile-away wretched and &#8220;neat&#8221; only in that it proved I was there (c.f. the giddy forty-something woman who fluttered her fingers before my face and squealed, &#8220;I touched his hand last spring!! I touched his hand! Hey, hey! What&#8217;s the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam!&#8221; (Hi. Wow. Okay.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But what I didn&#8217;t know was that in darkness enveloped by bright red, white and blue lights, flanked by a throng and awe, the Metrodome looks like a spaceship! Just look at it! Bwahahahahahaha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/d6heads\/johnkerry.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><b>TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.<\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, we will!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><b>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.<\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hooray!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know I&#8217;m not alone in looking forward to the campaign hoopla coming to a close. I&#8217;m not sap enough to give a crap about the polls, but the process is still a heavy one, and I want to put it down. I just hope it ends when it&#8217;s over. Rawr. Original, I know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On Sunday I craved homemade soup. Paging through my earthy-new agey, hip and hippie cookbook of delicious-sounding but mostly too intimidating recipes, I stumbled across the simple and straightforward Spanish Potato Garlic Soup. It beckoned like a cartoon aroma. The ingredients were familiar and inexpensive, and cooking would warm up my apartment. Though I was essentially sold, the soup&#8217;s description and suggested accompanying ambiance tethered me to action through stupefaction and the awakened mystique of the cookbook copywriter:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-style-large is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>What could be better than potatoes and onions in a steaming hot, garlicky red broth? Serve it in earthenware bowls. Let there be classical guitar music. Discuss passion and death.<\/p><cite>Moosewood Restaurant Low-Fat Favorites<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh hell yes! \ud83d\ude00 It turned out rather tasty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The other night I had a hard time falling asleep. When I finally dropped off, I <i>dreamed<\/i> I couldn&#8217;t sleep. Thoughts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Thursday, Sam, along with his coworker and her 11-year-old daughter, and I stood outside in the getting colder to see John Kerry in the Metrodome parking lot. I&#8217;m terrible at great masses and distances\u2014so, uh, there were an awful lot of people, and we were awfully far away from the podium. 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