{"id":8542,"date":"2023-04-16T15:33:53","date_gmt":"2023-04-16T20:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/?p=8542"},"modified":"2024-12-20T23:01:19","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T05:01:19","slug":"neverland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2023\/04\/16\/neverland\/","title":{"rendered":"neverland"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This local natural area has a point of interest called Blood Pit\u2014terribly on brand for the 78666. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/bloodpit-900x1200.jpg\" alt=\"Map with the point of interest, Blood Pit.\" class=\"wp-image-8543\" style=\"width:839px;height:1119px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/bloodpit-900x1200.jpg 900w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/bloodpit-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/bloodpit-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/bloodpit-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/bloodpit-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was there a battle here? The hollow for the butchering? Did red bubble up from the spongy copsey ground, in a dream or a midnight gathering?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Runningpastthebloodpit-1-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"Louie runs past the Blood Pit.\" class=\"wp-image-8545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Runningpastthebloodpit-1-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Runningpastthebloodpit-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Runningpastthebloodpit-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Runningpastthebloodpit-1-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rest assured, we roleplayed how to act if you encounter a snake. He holds an arm outstretched, fingers splayed like he&#8217;s casting a spell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Don&#8217;t scare it. Don&#8217;t be scared. Just back away.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I take a bunch of photos and wanted one of me on this branch bench tree, why not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only once before has he played with portraiture. The phone is tilted catawampus as he painstakingly taps the dot to take the pic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t have high hopes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s the best photo of me taken in a long time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/megintree-900x1200.jpg\" alt=\"Meg sitting on the branch of the tree.\" class=\"wp-image-8546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/megintree-900x1200.jpg 900w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/megintree-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/megintree-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/megintree-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/megintree-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Never, never land.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/neverland-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/neverland-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/neverland-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/neverland-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/neverland-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This local natural area has a point of interest called Blood Pit\u2014terribly on brand for the 78666.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8545,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[7,17],"class_list":["post-8542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-adventures","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8542"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8658,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8542\/revisions\/8658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}