{"id":776,"date":"2010-02-09T15:24:08","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T20:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=776"},"modified":"2022-04-13T21:56:11","modified_gmt":"2022-04-14T02:56:11","slug":"cookie-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/02\/09\/cookie-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"cookie monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The only good part about Valentine&#8217;s Day is Bree&#8217;s annual cookie-decorating soiree, which I&#8217;ve missed for the past three years. I was back in full effect on Sunday, Super Bowl be damned. I am a cookie-decorating rockstar (and stylish plate fiend). BOOYAH!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"LOST OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Special shout-out to Joe for the fleur-de-lis plates, rescued from the ancestral farmhouse.\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/020910\/vdaylost.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>This poor swine has the flu.<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/020910\/vdayswineflu.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>TRAMP STAMP COOKIE!<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/020910\/vdaytrampstamp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For the record, I (obviously) oppose misogyny, including blanket, derogatory predictions about a woman&#8217;s sexual mores based on a predilection for dumb tattoos. But they really are dumb tattoos. What&#8217;s a post-feminist to do?<\/p>\n<p>How about attend a gathering of cloying domesticity (baked treats party, SQUEAL!) and make a bad-ass cookie, pun pretty much intended, that represents a literal inversion of the sanitized Valentine&#8217;s Day symbol of love and romance back into its traditional representation: female genitalia.<\/p>\n<h2>Is that ironic enough? I think so.<\/h2>\n<h2>In fact, I think this tramp stamp cookie deserves an award.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only good part about Valentine&#8217;s Day is Bree&#8217;s annual cookie-decorating soiree, which I&#8217;ve missed for the past three years. I was back in full effect on Sunday, Super Bowl be damned. I am a cookie-decorating rockstar (and stylish plate fiend). BOOYAH! This poor swine has the flu. TRAMP STAMP COOKIE! For the record, I<span class=\"excerpt-ellipsis\">&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/02\/09\/cookie-monster\/\" itemprop=\"url\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[10,25,27],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-art","tag-joy","tag-lulz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8014,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions\/8014"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}