{"id":6864,"date":"2002-03-25T00:00:51","date_gmt":"2002-03-25T08:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/blog\/?p=7"},"modified":"2022-02-27T13:19:02","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T19:19:02","slug":"7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2002\/03\/25\/7\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ka-BOOM. I&#8217;ve been driving my family insane and grossly neglecting academia. I have one day to read about 500 pages ranging from Dickens&#8217; <em>Hard Times<\/em> to essays on &#8220;deep comic theory&#8221; and the hybrid identites of Pakistani Muslim women (um&#8230; those being separate topics). It&#8217;s weird\u2014my hyper-stressed, \u00fcbercathected person should be freaking out at this point, but I&#8217;m all hakuna matata like some crazy Buddha, with the rice steamer is my bedroom making me a sauna and the techno turned up LOUD. (This is the part where you snap your fingers).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ka-BOOM. I&#8217;ve been driving my family insane and grossly neglecting academia. I have one day to read about 500 pages ranging from Dickens&#8217; Hard Times to essays on &#8220;deep comic theory&#8221; and the hybrid identites of Pakistani Muslim women (um&#8230; those being separate topics). It&#8217;s weird\u2014my hyper-stressed, \u00fcbercathected person should be freaking out at this<span class=\"excerpt-ellipsis\">&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2002\/03\/25\/7\/\" itemprop=\"url\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-6864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shouts","tag-joy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6922,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864\/revisions\/6922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}