{"id":666,"date":"2009-11-20T16:23:52","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T21:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=666"},"modified":"2022-04-13T21:44:15","modified_gmt":"2022-04-14T02:44:15","slug":"putting-the-dick-in-dicks-sanitation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2009\/11\/20\/putting-the-dick-in-dicks-sanitation\/","title":{"rendered":"putting the dick in dick&#8217;s sanitation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was 17, I lost a Wal-Mart photo print pickup slip from a trip to Chicago. I had a couple other rolls processed in hand so it&#8217;s not like I was lying so the woman shuffled through strangers&#8217; pictures looking for Chicago, a grungy teen deep dish tall buildings dirty hostel, um, the El, House of Blues, no I don&#8217;t remember what else was happening when the finger punched the shutter. Just stuff. Things. &#8220;Did you take pictures of garbage?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Um. Yes. Yes, I did.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The pile outside my window has been growing all week, crazy overflowing <a href=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/garbagelife.jpg\">Vancouver strike caliber<\/a> and I wonder <em>what the hell<\/em> quelling the urge the past couple of days to run outside and take pictures of trash. I can&#8217;t help myself. I don&#8217;t really want to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">This morning I gave in. A couple hours later Dick&#8217;s Sanitation arrived.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1098\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3199-1098x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7661\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3199-1098x1200.jpg 1098w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3199-768x839.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3199-1406x1536.jpg 1406w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3199-1875x2048.jpg 1875w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1098px) 100vw, 1098px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3207-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7664\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3207-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3207-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3207-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_3207-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pile outside my window has been growing all week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7663,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[20,25,27,28],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-garbage","tag-joy","tag-lulz","tag-minneapolis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8002,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions\/8002"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}