{"id":6489,"date":"2017-11-05T13:50:29","date_gmt":"2017-11-05T18:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deepsicks.com\/?p=6489"},"modified":"2024-12-20T23:44:46","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T05:44:46","slug":"reverse-mermaid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2017\/11\/05\/reverse-mermaid\/","title":{"rendered":"Reverse Mermaid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However mighty proud of my <a href=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2016\/11\/05\/halloween-2016\/\">pumpkinhead last year<\/a>, it was scary. And I like scary. But this year I wanted to be something stupid. Innocuous. Ridiculous. Something silly dumb gorgeous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I went with Fish.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/IMG_7041.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8362\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/IMG_7038-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8363\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/IMG_7043.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8364\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It feels improper to be so damn pleased, but how can I help anything?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">This too is me. All my glory. Scale by shimmery scale.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It feels improper to be so damn pleased, but how can I help anything?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8361,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[21,27],"class_list":["post-6489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-halloween","tag-lulz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6489"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8667,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6489\/revisions\/8667"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}