{"id":615,"date":"2009-10-31T09:09:56","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T16:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=615"},"modified":"2022-04-13T21:32:08","modified_gmt":"2022-04-14T02:32:08","slug":"scaring-out-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2009\/10\/31\/scaring-out-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"scaring out hell"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The result of $4 in photocopies at Office Max, smashed against the Xerox glass. Oh. I bring it. Class, crass, brass sass and way too many teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMG_3151-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7652\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMG_3151-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMG_3151-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMG_3151-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMG_3151-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have a good one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The result of $4 in photocopies at Office Max, smashed against the Xerox glass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7652,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[15,21],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-deepsicks","tag-halloween"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7994,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions\/7994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}