{"id":577,"date":"2009-10-09T15:59:06","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T22:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=577"},"modified":"2022-04-13T21:25:11","modified_gmt":"2022-04-14T02:25:11","slug":"booooo-target","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2009\/10\/09\/booooo-target\/","title":{"rendered":"booooo target"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HAPPY OCTOBER! Tomorrow is the fifth annual <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zombiepubcrawl.com\/2009\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Zombie Pub Crawl<\/a> on the West Bank, Minneapolis. Though I&#8217;ve had my fill of BC zombie walks, this will be only my second ZPC (I am cool enough to have caught the inaugural). The tentative plan is to be a Longboarding Zombie, and to eat brains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tracking down supplies around town this afternoon (no gutty zombie this year&#8230; sorry folks), I was shocked to discover that Target doesn&#8217;t carry fake blood. Doubleyouteeeff?! How are you supposed to pull off your zombie deathlady vampire homicidal maniac ghoul without proper gore? On a happier note, K-Mart carries an animatronic ghost that dances to The Way I Are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This pretty much makes up for everything, for all time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"899\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wayIareghostheader-1200x899.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wayIareghostheader-1200x899.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wayIareghostheader-768x575.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wayIareghostheader-1536x1151.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/wayIareghostheader-2048x1534.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Timbaland - The Way I Are (Official Music Video) ft. Keri Hilson, D.O.E., Sebastian\" width=\"1140\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U5rLz5AZBIA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As for Halloween proper, my favorite idea so far is Viper Violet, Airship Pilot. I usually go for something scary, but I found the baddest-ass airship pilot pants and vest, so, you know. Besides, the best fun had isn&#8217;t in putting on a costume, but becoming a character. &#8230;And <em>she has a past<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have a happy month, y&#8217;all. I hope to share some pics as they present themselves. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This pretty much makes up for everything, for all time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7654,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[21,25,28,46],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-halloween","tag-joy","tag-minneapolis","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7987,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions\/7987"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}