{"id":33,"date":"2002-11-28T00:00:40","date_gmt":"2002-11-28T06:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2022-02-27T13:57:16","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T19:57:16","slug":"happy-turkey-genocide-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2002\/11\/28\/happy-turkey-genocide-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Turkey Genocide Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a note to let all know that I&#8217;m not dead yet though I kinda wish I were with school stabbing stabbing. Oh wow, I just found a piece of candy corn in my chair. Anyway, yeah, I&#8217;m feeling much better, thank you, but true deepsicklove waits. And what again?\u2014site changes are on the way (specifically in the constantly busting guestbook and messagebored departments), but I have to put it off until academia ceases to murder me, at least temporarily; I s&#8217;pect Winter Break&#8217;ll be a fruitful time indeed.<\/p>\n<p>I had a cheery &#8216;Giving, yay, with a roast made of mushrooms that tasted like turkey. It was delicious and disturbing. Over my short break I also saw Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, a VH1 special on U2, the last half hour of a Highlander flick, and Dracula 2000 &lt; or &gt; A Really Long Commercial for Virgin Entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s time to buckle down&#8230; seriously\u2014due to my incessant flying from my candy-corn bestowing chair to dance to Eddie Grant&#8217;s &#8220;Electric Avenue,&#8221; a recently downloaded mp3 stuck on repeat, I will tie myself to said chair to ensure productivity. It&#8217;s funny &#8217;cause you think I&#8217;m kidding. Don&#8217;t you.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow! is the 11th annual <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adbusters.org\/campaigns\/bnd\/\">Buy<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/usa\/story\/0,12271,850324,00.html\">Nothing<\/a> <a href=\" http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/stories\/535\/3463392.html\">Day<\/a>. Observe it, you swine.<\/p>\n<p>Huh? Oh. Of course I ate the candy corn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a note to let all know that I&#8217;m not dead yet though I kinda wish I were with school stabbing stabbing. Oh wow, I just found a piece of candy corn in my chair. Anyway, yeah, I&#8217;m feeling much better, thank you, but true deepsicklove waits. And what again?\u2014site changes are on the way<span class=\"excerpt-ellipsis\">&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2002\/11\/28\/happy-turkey-genocide-day\/\" itemprop=\"url\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shouts","tag-dancing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6964,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/6964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}