{"id":2993,"date":"2013-10-29T10:58:03","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T15:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=2993"},"modified":"2022-06-12T13:37:08","modified_gmt":"2022-06-12T18:37:08","slug":"skeleton-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2013\/10\/29\/skeleton-time\/","title":{"rendered":"skeleton time"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s that time of the year! to Alas, Poor Yorick pumpkins,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/102913\/Yorick_pumpkin.jpg\" alt=\"Arthur holds up a pumpkin like a skull in Hamlet.\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">sidle up to skeletons,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/102913\/skeleton_graveyard.jpg\" alt=\"Me on a bench with a skeleton.\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">stuff &#8217;em into tire swings,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/102913\/skeleton_tireswing.jpg\" alt=\"Skeleton in our tireswing.\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">peep the bones inside of flamingos,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/20131010_183756-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/20131010_183756-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/20131010_183756-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/20131010_183756-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/20131010_183756-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and make &#8217;em guard your books and play the banjo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/102913\/hillbilly_skeleton.jpg\" alt=\"Skeleton with a banjo on our bookshelf.\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Happy Halloween!<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of the year! to Alas, Poor Yorick pumpkins&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7219,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-2993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-halloween"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8250,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993\/revisions\/8250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}