{"id":2839,"date":"2013-03-10T13:17:10","date_gmt":"2013-03-10T18:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=2839"},"modified":"2022-06-12T13:11:08","modified_gmt":"2022-06-12T18:11:08","slug":"trophies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2013\/03\/10\/trophies\/","title":{"rendered":"trophies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>February didn&#8217;t see a deepsicks post. In the grand scheme, doesn&#8217;t mean anything. I doubt I&#8217;ll forget that February 2013 was the longest shortest month of my life, and counting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BUT WHO KNOWS! Time does things. Knots your bootstraps and puts you to sleep. Gilds and Instagrams the edges of memory, then Tom Sawyer-style extols the grandeur of labor, whitewash in broad strokes it calls a clean slate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Who the hell was I, anyway?<\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_8186-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_8186-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_8186-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_8186-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_8186-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Competing but not competitive, unless I really have changed. My brothers trap me into playing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Resistance_(game)\">a parlor game<\/a> but I cringe out after a couple of rounds, citing psychological distress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I&#8217;m not a cheat. I&#8217;m not a liar. I&#8217;m not a spy.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time does things. Knots your bootstraps and puts you to sleep. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7201,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[15,39],"class_list":["post-2839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-narratives","tag-deepsicks","tag-the-vault"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8233,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2839\/revisions\/8233"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}