{"id":2044,"date":"2012-01-07T11:32:35","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T16:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=2044"},"modified":"2022-06-11T21:49:20","modified_gmt":"2022-06-12T02:49:20","slug":"christmas-came","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2012\/01\/07\/christmas-came\/","title":{"rendered":"christmas came!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"882\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_110421-1200x882.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_110421-1200x882.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_110421-768x565.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_110421-1536x1129.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_110421-2048x1506.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Giftmas was extra magical this year.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I launched my first tree, found last summer curbside-sad while on an alley jog through East Isles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111211_192156-900x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111211_192156-900x1200.jpg 900w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111211_192156-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111211_192156-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, 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surprised!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1165\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_112029-1165x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_112029-1165x1200.jpg 1165w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_112029-768x791.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_112029-1491x1536.jpg 1491w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_112029-1988x2048.jpg 1988w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1165px) 100vw, 1165px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Mom scandalized yuletide by gifting Greg a reindeer part.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_114131-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_114131-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_114131-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_114131-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/20111225_114131-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">But she made up for it with the punching nun:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Punching nun!\" width=\"1140\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CZTU9C3NykI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" 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