{"id":1890,"date":"2011-10-16T15:17:30","date_gmt":"2011-10-16T20:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1890"},"modified":"2022-06-11T21:37:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-12T02:37:19","slug":"zombie-commody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2011\/10\/16\/zombie-commody\/","title":{"rendered":"zombie commodity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 2008 for the Victoria, BC, zombiewalk I made brains out of bread and glue and had them gaping through a tear in my toque:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/101611\/zombie_bread_brains.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Three years later, Target sells it for $12:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/101611\/Target_zombie_beanie.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nFlattering? Infuriating? Am I really smart or really stupid, both or neither or nothing?<\/p>\n<h2>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2008 for the Victoria, BC, zombiewalk I made brains out of bread and glue and had them gaping through a tear in my toque: Three years later, Target sells it for $12: Flattering? Infuriating? Am I really smart or really stupid, both or neither or nothing? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7509,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[46],"class_list":["post-1890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8144,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions\/8144"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}