{"id":1715,"date":"2011-06-12T12:20:41","date_gmt":"2011-06-12T17:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1715"},"modified":"2022-06-11T21:17:29","modified_gmt":"2022-06-12T02:17:29","slug":"coffee-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2011\/06\/12\/coffee-table\/","title":{"rendered":"coffee table"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deepsicks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_5817-1-e1471277322856.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_5817\" class=\"wp-image-5825\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I captured a Craigslist coffee table. I love it to bits but it dominates my living room, dances all the time, basically won&#8217;t shut up. Yes, those are drawers, and end leaves, too, though at least it has decency not to spread those wings of midcentury insanity, least not when I&#8217;m around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Couch arrives next Friday\u2014a handsome, cheerful but quiet piece that should be able to contain coffee table, at least settle it down.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/coffeetable.gif\" alt=\"Coffee table, chill!\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I captured a Craigslist coffee table.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7490,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-swoons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8119,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715\/revisions\/8119"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}