{"id":1685,"date":"2011-06-08T07:01:43","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T12:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2022-06-11T21:15:50","modified_gmt":"2022-06-12T02:15:50","slug":"everything-is-terrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2011\/06\/08\/everything-is-terrible\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything Is Terrible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/060411\/Jerry_Maguire_Everything_Is_Terrible.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Roaming the Lake Street Savers, I spied my first Jerry in the wild. I had to buy it, of course, and of course planned to send it to Everything Is Terrible&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everythingisterrible.com\/p\/maguire-watch.html\">Maguire Watch<\/a>, but now I kind of want to keep it. It&#8217;s so&#8230; alluring. And magical. It really ties the room, my apartment and whole life together.<\/p>\n<p>If you are not familiar with <a href=\"http:\/\/everythingisterrible.com\">Everything Is Terrible<\/a>, what&#8217;s wrong with you?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Jokes For Jesus!\" width=\"1140\" height=\"855\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lNMC19X9EXo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roaming the Lake Street Savers, I spied my first Jerry in the wild.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7493,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[24,25],"class_list":["post-1685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-internets","tag-joy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8117,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions\/8117"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}