{"id":1613,"date":"2011-05-29T17:26:54","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T22:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1613"},"modified":"2022-04-15T22:13:27","modified_gmt":"2022-04-16T03:13:27","slug":"keeping-america-clean-honest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2011\/05\/29\/keeping-america-clean-honest\/","title":{"rendered":"keeping America clean, honest"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guy waiting for the bus laughed at me of course, silly woman throwing her groceries on the sidewalk so she could doublequick take a pic of a garbage truck while it idled at a red light, but I did get him to admit it is pretty funny,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">You Can&#8217;t Make This Shit Up!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">this is what we getta live just walking around with our eyes up off the ground every backward blessed day of our lives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_5670-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_5670-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_5670-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_5670-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_5670-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guy waiting for the bus laughed at me of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7486,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[8,19,20],"class_list":["post-1613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-america","tag-found-text","tag-garbage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8106,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions\/8106"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}