{"id":1386,"date":"2010-11-02T15:44:04","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T20:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1386"},"modified":"2022-04-15T21:41:16","modified_gmt":"2022-04-16T02:41:16","slug":"the-limits-of-hippie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/11\/02\/the-limits-of-hippie\/","title":{"rendered":"the limits of hippie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I catch bees and bring them outside. Spiders I don&#8217;t mind. Sure, I yelp at first sight, but then we get along fine. House spider Harold lived in my shower rod this summer, so we were even naked together, and I was all <em>What&#8217;s up, Harold! I&#8217;m washing my hair!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But this thing. WTF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"651\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/creepybug2big.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/creepybug2big.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/creepybug2big-768x500.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Yeah, I killed it. I killed the hell out of it.<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I catch bees and bring them outside. Spiders I don\u2019t mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7582,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[15,42],"class_list":["post-1386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-deepsicks","tag-whoa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8078,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386\/revisions\/8078"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}