{"id":138,"date":"2008-08-09T16:45:31","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T21:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2022-03-19T21:05:12","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T02:05:12","slug":"guest-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2008\/08\/09\/guest-post\/","title":{"rendered":"guest post"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There&#8217;s this one girl? She knows I&#8217;m me. Every day, she arrives sits waits, grins and recognizes and how was your day? Ruffled? Murderous? <em>Ravenous?<\/em> she jabs, the kinda sick joke I hate to love her for. Wanna peck her eyes out over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0072a-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"Crow\" class=\"wp-image-7714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0072a-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0072a-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0072a-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0072a-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chase her from my cemetery, cheerfully, trap her soul with one swoop, show her who&#8217;s who, though she knows, yeah. She remembers me. Impressed with my grace and majesty. I am no urchin caw, one of those <a title=\"I once saw 26 rabbits without turning my head.\" href=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/080908\/uvicwildlife.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\">mangy rodents or lame-ass fucking deer<\/a>, naw, she&#8217;s begging me to beg her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just stand and stare. And she hands over her lunch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/080908\/starecrow.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0060a-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7713\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0060a-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0060a-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0060a-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/IMG_0060a.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">My friends and me<br>we all agree, humans are smart<br>and dumb as hell.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this one girl? She knows I&#8217;m me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[25,38],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-narratives","tag-joy","tag-swoons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7914,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/7914"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}