{"id":1371,"date":"2010-10-31T15:23:12","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T20:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2022-04-15T21:38:50","modified_gmt":"2022-04-16T02:38:50","slug":"eve-instructions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/10\/31\/eve-instructions\/","title":{"rendered":"eve instructions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. Choose your weapons wisely. The ones your father made you work best.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/103110\/pumpkin_knives.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. Blow on the blade then cut a hole in the universe.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/103110\/universebig.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. Scrape out the mess. Or not.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/103110\/jackbig.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4. Grin like the sun&#8217;s not coming up.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/IMG_4893-1200x900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/IMG_4893-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/IMG_4893-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/IMG_4893-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/IMG_4893-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Choose your weapons wisely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-halloween"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8075,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions\/8075"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}