{"id":1295,"date":"2010-09-18T12:41:12","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T17:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1295"},"modified":"2022-04-15T21:33:50","modified_gmt":"2022-04-16T02:33:50","slug":"monster-peace-lily-3-in-3-in-1-5-infinity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/09\/18\/monster-peace-lily-3-in-3-in-1-5-infinity\/","title":{"rendered":"monster peace lily: 3 in 3 in 1.5 infinity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My peace lily has its own soundtrack. Really it&#8217;s just one song, and only 1.5 seconds of a song, and that song is Disturbed&#8217;s &#8220;Down with the Sickness&#8221; where the guy goes WAAAA-AA-AAA-AAAAAH!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/091810\/peacelily01.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nA housewarming gift from my mom about a year ago (bought at Ikea, naturally), this beast has flowered an astounding three times in three months. Technically two plants, I&#8217;m presently blessed with two dueling blooms. One even has a battle scar!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/091810\/peacelily03.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nNew bloom rarin&#8217; to bang:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/091810\/peacelily04.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nThe only &#8220;care&#8221; I&#8217;ve given it aside from watering and the occasional dusting and rotation is repotting it in a giant patio beverage tub last spring and, as much as it killed me, hacking it back a bit, especially at the bottom. My green thumb is all tough love.<\/p>\n<h2>I<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/091810\/peacelily05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h1>WAAAA-AA-AAA-AAAAAH!<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My peace lily has its own soundtrack. Really it&#8217;s just one song, and only 1.5 seconds of a song, and that song is Disturbed&#8217;s &#8220;Down with the Sickness&#8221; where the guy goes WAAAA-AA-AAA-AAAAAH! A housewarming gift from my mom about a year ago (bought at Ikea, naturally), this beast has flowered an astounding three times<span class=\"excerpt-ellipsis\">&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/09\/18\/monster-peace-lily-3-in-3-in-1-5-infinity\/\" itemprop=\"url\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7574,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[25,42],"class_list":["post-1295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-joy","tag-whoa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8071,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions\/8071"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}