{"id":1232,"date":"2010-08-31T15:42:03","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T20:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deepsicks.com\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2022-04-15T21:30:32","modified_gmt":"2022-04-16T02:30:32","slug":"ode-to-colin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/2010\/08\/31\/ode-to-colin\/","title":{"rendered":"ode to Colin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Colin came to visit from a mysterious land across the sea. They fill him with beer, the best curry and theories about linguistics. He has the greatest student ID photo ever.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"The greatest student ID photo ever.\" src=\"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/im\/best_student_ID_ever.jpg\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bree and I take him to the zombie bar. I show him to the river. Kentucky born and raised, Colin came to Minneapolis over a decade ago because of a music video. He was on a couch at a crossroads. Prince was a sign. When he uses his redneck voice\u2014dopey, lecherous\u2014Bree and I pretty much die.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1140\" height=\"855\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UITP4e5Wnjg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So much fun seeing you, C. Stay gold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Colin came to visit from a mysterious land across the sea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7571,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[25,27],"class_list":["post-1232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shouts","tag-joy","tag-lulz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8066,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions\/8066"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megasimon.com\/d6\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}